Poop Eggs Benedict released his papal World Peace Day statement (World Peace Day isnt until Jan 1st, but the Poop is cool like that). In the statement, he says that things like Nukes, and Pollution are all threats, but so are the gays. Oh and abortions too.
I’m beginning to think that Ol’s Benedict and Bush have the same speech writers. Or maybe both Bush’s and Ben’s writers are on strike too?
When Reached for comment by phone, Jesus said “Pope? I don’t know a Pope. Hold on, (calls off to the other room) Dad! Do we know a ‘Pope’?”
*Update: Yeah, I know its juvenile to call the Pope the Poop. And its sooo classy to demonize gays! Gimme a break.