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Dec
10

Five things to get your gay for the holidays

(Editor’s Note: Here’s another new writer for you to enjoy, Dane. Hopefully we’ll have a bio up of him soon. Welcome Dane!)

By Dane Antkowiak
Dane@queervoice.net

Christmas time is one of the greatest holidays of all time. How do I know so? Think about all the joyous music you hear blaring down city streets, in grocery stores and also shopping malls! Because Christmas music NEVER GETS OLD, right?

How about having the opportunity to see family you haven’t seen in years, like that one distant uncle who has his ugly views on your lifestyle. Oh and how could I forget the presents you get from family like those “unique” dark blue work jeans that your dad insist would look awesome on you, if you got rid of the tight colorful shirts and that “hideous” hair style. Nothing says Christmas like a large dose of uncomfortable family interaction. I do have to add that results may vary.

But how does this sound. Having the time alone with your significant other, cuddling up on the couch for warmth and watching nothing but movies all week long? If you have this option available and need advice on how to fill that empty space under the Christmas tree, I have a few ideas for you.

Five Things Gay Men Want For Christmas


1. 4 Boys Gear – BriefsPic 1

Nothing says I think you’re the one like a nice and sexy pair of briefs! And not like other brand name briefs you find in the mall, these actually make your man not only look great but will also add sex appeal to any occasion. And wouldn’t you love to see your man walk around the house in this? Shorts like these run anywhere from $10 to $30 a pair.

2. Sony Cyber-shot DSC-WX1

Pic 2What gay man wouldn’t want to have a stylish and sophisticated camera for Christmas? This camera has a 5x optical zoom along with 10.2MP picture quality and did I mention it records in 720p!

This is a camera that he would die to have in his hands Christmas morning! This beauty runs at $299.99 direct from Sony.com and with features like this at that price, it’s a steal!

3. Norelco Arcitec Razor – 1050XPic 3

This should be given to a man who had great facial features under that facial hair. This beast will make his skin feeling smooth and close shave so why not give him a reason to have your hands on his face?

No more bloody faces in the morning with this baby and at the price of $139.99, not many shavers can beat that.

4. Ultimate Gay Sex By: Michael Thomas Ford

Pic 4What can I say that will make you want to but this book? Two men kissing on the cover can only mean one thing. This should spice any relationship up!

Not only does the book jump into how to better one’s relationship, it also gets down and dirty with sexual positions and ways to keep the romance alive and strong. I suggest buying the hardcover.

This book is priced at only $37.50 and will enhance a lot in a relationship.

5. Tis the season for giving!

And with that in mind, it’s time to put that well spent money to work. Basically, tell your man to throw on those nice briefs, clean that face up and grab that book, along with the camera, to the bedroom because it’s going down!

With that book you got him, try something new and with that camera, don’t waste a single bit of memory because with those tight shorts he has on and a clean shaven face, you’ll be taking care of business tonight and you’ll be showing him the best night of his life!