This story is one of those convoluted twisty-turny stories your friends tell you but sometimes forget details. I’m going to try to start at the begining and hopefully provide documentation for everything like a good little journalist. Let’s get started:
It all begins with the University of Alabama at Birmingham or UAB. A short documentary film interviewed LGBT people and their allies about why UAB didn’t offer domestic partner benefits to its employees. “One Closed Door After Another” explores how UAB misses out of some really great opportunities to attract top notch employees because they didn’t offer their same-sex partners the same benefits as heterosexual employees.
Take 10 minutes out of your day to watch this video:
The film and the people it highlights were the extra push needed to secure DP benefits at UAB which were put in place in October.
One would assume that the victory would be celebrated, loose ends tied up and people get on with their lives. But this is Alabama.
Not one to miss an opportunity to demean gay people, Rep Duwayne Bridges (R-Valley, are you surprised?) has stepped up to the plate to make sure no state universities dare to offer the same benefits to LGBT couples.
Rep. DuWayne Bridges, R-Valley, said he has prepared a bill for the legislative session beginning in January. The bill would prohibit public universities from receiving state funds if they offer benefits to same-sex partners.
“I don’t think universities should waste money by making a liberal or politically correct statement,” Bridges said.
His bill is aimed at two campuses of the University of Alabama System, which Bridges said are ignoring the intent of a 2006 amendment to Alabama’s constitution that banned same-sex marriages.
Bridges ignores the fact that he serves alongside openly gay Rep. Patricia Todd in the State House.
You know what sucks even worse?
This:
Republican Gov. Bob Riley “supports Rep. Bridges 100 percent,” Riley press secretary Todd Stacy told The Tuscaloosa News.
Then another Republican dove head first into the fray. Gubernatorial (and I do mean Goober) candidate Tim “My daddy was, why can’t I?” James, seen here steaming mad about teh gays, released a statement in support of Bridges’ legislation.
“The State of Alabama cannot afford and shouldn’t assume any new costly entitlements, especially one as controversial and expensive as extending health care benefits to same-sex couples,” James said. “If elected Governor of Alabama, I will vigorously oppose this measure and will enforce the spirit of Alabama law defining marriage as a sacred union between a woman and a man.”
That’s right gay and lesbian employees of state universities, you’ve gone too far with your evil plans to erode marriage by getting health insurance through your partner’s job.
Why, if we let gays and lesbians have health insurance, we might have to start treating them like actual people instead of an easy political tool!
It’s 2009, but this state is still being run by Boss Hogg and his cronies from the Dukes of Hazzard.










