Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category

Friday Funny: Teabag Edition

Friday, November 13th, 2009

This one’s for Mark Williams and the crowd at Monday’s Tea Party Express rally:

Interesting Ad Placement

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

My most recent visit to Whedonesque sent me to to read  “The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plotlines”, which featured a discussion of the mantis woman in season one of “Buffy”.  Personally, I would have gone with “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”, but I digress.  Whatever else I might have expected, I never thought I’d see this:


(click on image to enlarge)

Yep, right there with a link to “The 6 Most Gratuitously Cleavaged Women on TV” was a clean-cut Bradley Byrne.  Perhaps not the best choice.  :)

J. D. Crowe on Nekkid Wine

Monday, July 27th, 2009


h/t, Del

Today in Spam

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Am I the only one who has seen a sharp uptick lately in the number of emails wanting to give me millions from the estates of total strangers?  Or the ones asking me to confirm account information for a bank I’ve never heard of?  They’re pretty predictable; either appeals to my Christianity or threats to shut down access to my (nonexistent) bank accounts.

However, today’s entry gets major points for originality:

Subject: Notice!

We recorded a payment request from “Live Strip Chat Camera Sexy Girls – Girls Show” to enable the charge of $127.83 on your PayPal account. Because the order was made from an european internet address, we put an Exception Payment on transaction id #POS 03 4573 motivated by our Geographical Tracking System.


If you made this transaction or if you just authorize this payment, please ignore or remove this email message.
The transaction will be shown on your monthly statement as “Live Strip Chat Camera Sexy Girls“.
If you didn’t make this payment and would like to decline the $127.34 billing to your card,
please follow the link below to cancel the payment : Cancel this payment ( transaction id #POS 03 4573) [Link disabled]

Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team

Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response.

For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and click the Help link located in the top right corner of any PayPal page.

Yep, that’s one that will get you to sit up and take notice.  Who would want their spouse — or, God forbid, their parents — to see “Live Strip Chat Camera Sexy Girls” on the bank statement or credit card bill?  And who would want to give up $127.34 (or is it $127.83?) when they didn’t even get to chat with the Live Stripping Sexy Girls?

This one is pretty well done.  It even tells me to login to my PayPal account for help.  But the “Cancel this payment” link?  The scammers couldn’t be bothered to (or just flat couldn’t) use a URL that looks anything like PayPal.  Not to worry — I didn’t click it; I just hovered my mouse over it long enough to see it was gobbledegook.  And if that hadn’t done it, the fact that it was sent to “undisclosed recipients” would have tipped me off.  Really?  A whole bunch of people had suspicious charges of exactly the same amount on their PayPal accounts?

Anyway, I logged into my PayPal account through the website on the off chance that some credit card-deprived teenager actually had hacked it in order to score some porn, and — you guessed it — there was no such charge.  So, if you too should receive such an email, don’t fret.

Unless you really were in Europe strip chatting with Live Sexy Girls.

Saturday Funny

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

hamster-cartoonElvis Has Left the Building

I found a link to this story in comments to an open thread at TalkLeft.  It details one father’s disastrous day dealing with a dirty diaper, a missing dog, and a sadly deceased hamster.

Fair warning: if you love hamsters, you may not appreciate the author’s antipathy toward the family’s “house rat”, but he had me — literally — clutching my sides trying not to laugh till it hurt. (It’s still painful to laugh, cough, sneeze, or even take a deep breath, but the therapeutic value of a good long giggle outweighs the pain. :) )

Jennifer, this one’s for you.

illustration from cartoonist fuffernutter

A Gaythering Storm

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

I can’t wait to see the Giant Gay Repellent Umbrellatm.


via Misty at Shakesville

White House Has a Honeybee Swarm

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

A bush outside the White House was hit by a swarm of honeybees today, requiring intrepid carpenter/beekeeper Charlie Brandts to save the day by capturing the queen and most of her drones.

If you’re a gardener — or just enjoy eating fruits and vegetables — you’ll be happy to hear this news.  But I must confess my first thought was, “How will the fundies spin this?”  So far, I haven’t seen any headlines, but I fully expect the WingNutDaily and its ilk to be squawking about Biblical plagues at the White House. :)

Me?  I’m just tickled to read that Michelle Obama will have beehives in her garden.

H/T, Del

Dance, Dance, Dance

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

This makes me smile:

And it reminds me of this, which makes me laugh out loud:

Palin-Couric Interview

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Well, sort of…

Tina Fey’s response to the bailout question is almost verbatim what Palin actually said.  Irony is on life support.

If You’re Already Missing the Olympics…

Monday, August 25th, 2008