Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category
My most recent visit to Whedonesque sent me to cracked.com to read “The 5 Most Maddeningly Unresolved TV Plotlines”, which featured a discussion of the mantis woman in season one of “Buffy”. Personally, I would have gone with “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”, but I digress. Whatever else I might have expected, I never thought I’d see this:
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Yep, right there with a link to “The 6 Most Gratuitously Cleavaged Women on TV” was a clean-cut Bradley Byrne. Perhaps not the best choice.
Am I the only one who has seen a sharp uptick lately in the number of emails wanting to give me millions from the estates of total strangers? Or the ones asking me to confirm account information for a bank I’ve never heard of? They’re pretty predictable; either appeals to my Christianity or threats to shut down access to my (nonexistent) bank accounts.
However, today’s entry gets major points for originality:
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Yep, that’s one that will get you to sit up and take notice. Who would want their spouse — or, God forbid, their parents — to see “Live Strip Chat Camera Sexy Girls” on the bank statement or credit card bill? And who would want to give up $127.34 (or is it $127.83?) when they didn’t even get to chat with the Live Stripping Sexy Girls?
This one is pretty well done. It even tells me to login to my PayPal account for help. But the “Cancel this payment” link? The scammers couldn’t be bothered to (or just flat couldn’t) use a URL that looks anything like PayPal. Not to worry — I didn’t click it; I just hovered my mouse over it long enough to see it was gobbledegook. And if that hadn’t done it, the fact that it was sent to “undisclosed recipients” would have tipped me off. Really? A whole bunch of people had suspicious charges of exactly the same amount on their PayPal accounts?
Anyway, I logged into my PayPal account through the website on the off chance that some credit card-deprived teenager actually had hacked it in order to score some porn, and — you guessed it — there was no such charge. So, if you too should receive such an email, don’t fret.
Unless you really were in Europe strip chatting with Live Sexy Girls.
Fair warning: if you love hamsters, you may not appreciate the author’s antipathy toward the family’s “house rat”, but he had me — literally — clutching my sides trying not to laugh till it hurt. (It’s still painful to laugh, cough, sneeze, or even take a deep breath, but the therapeutic value of a good long giggle outweighs the pain. )
Jennifer, this one’s for you.
illustration from cartoonist fuffernutter
A bush outside the White House was hit by a swarm of honeybees today, requiring intrepid carpenter/beekeeper Charlie Brandts to save the day by capturing the queen and most of her drones.
If you’re a gardener — or just enjoy eating fruits and vegetables — you’ll be happy to hear this news. But I must confess my first thought was, “How will the fundies spin this?” So far, I haven’t seen any headlines, but I fully expect the WingNutDaily and its ilk to be squawking about Biblical plagues at the White House.
Me? I’m just tickled to read that Michelle Obama will have beehives in her garden.
This makes me smile:
And it reminds me of this, which makes me laugh out loud:
Well, sort of…
Tina Fey’s response to the bailout question is almost verbatim what Palin actually said. Irony is on life support.