In a totally unsurprising turn of events, Sarah Palin has signed a multi-year deal to become a contributor on Fox News. I’m not sure what it is she will contribute, but it certainly won’t be meticulous attention to detail and unwavering dedication to the truth. Oh, wait, apparently she’ll “provide political commentary and analysis”. Brilliant and insightful, I’m sure.
She will also Viagra host a show called “Real American Stories,” which Fox describes as “a series exploring inspirational real-life tales of overcoming adversity throughout the American landscape that will debut in 2010.”
Oh goody. I can only imagine the emotionally manipulative mess of “they pulled themselves up by their very own bootstraps” stories she’ll inflict on gullible Fox viewers.
I can hardly contain my excitement…