Jesse Ventura on Dick Cheney:
[Water-boarding] is torture… It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
He goes on to call “five deferments” Cheney a coward for avoiding service in the Vietnam War. He also says the US should legalize marijuana and calls Norm Coleman a hypocrite for hanging on to a lost cause in the Minnesota Senate race. When Jesse Ventura is the voice of reason, I know the world is crazy. 
h/t, Dear Husband
It’s his BODY that’s unreasonable.