…and this is a society and glamour blog, after all.
Ladies: when you are selecting attire for a funeral, use a little judgement. Just because a dress is black does not mean it is the one you should put on. Some black dresses say “mourning,” and others say “let’s drink dry martinis and then have sex afterwards in your penthouse apartment.” Listen carefully to hear what your dress is trying to say.
Yes, the breast can remind us of life and renewal, and yours are very perky and attractive. But for God’s sake, cover up! Plus, if they crank up the AC, which they very well might because Father has to wear all those heavy robes and he’s the one who controls the thermostat, you’re gonna be chilly.
And while you’re at it, lose the four-inch heels, too.
Thank you. That is all.