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Score one for the liberal mom who wants her children to like her!

OTOH I paid $86 for the damned dress.

I couldn’t believe this was as bad as they say, so I googled, and it pretty much is, y’all. Somewhere it was described as “pole dancing, without the pole.” One school on the West Coast has rules like “no ankle grabbing” “no bending greater than a 45 degree angle” and “skirts must be fingertip length.” See, the skirts are real short, and then the girls lean over and grab their ankles, and then… No wonder the boys wear those baggy pants.

(For those of you about to make a remark, the spokesperson laughingly admitted that chaperones aren’t roaming the dance floor with protractors.)

Here’s another story about Argyle, Texas. The poor sod is trying really hard. He backed down on the strapless dresses rule (the $86 dress was strapless, but the poor child is flat-chested like her ma) and he’s called in dance instructors to demonstrate other kinds of dancing since the kids say that grinding is “all they know how to do.” Imagine! a gym full of attractively dressed young people, dancing the lindy, the charleston, or even the waltz! They’ll be having so much fun, they’ll forget to go out in the parking lot to drink and screw!

Nah, it’ll never happen

If this woman does follow through with her intentions, she will likely push her children right into the behavior that she wants to avoid.

Yes, she will be one tired woman by the time the kids are in their teens.

God bless them all.

I note that Ms. Hart states her intention to “one day” chaperone every one of her four childrens’ dances, which indicates to me that they’re pretty young. By the time they’re old enough for dances, she’ll likely be as tired as the rest of us mothers of teens. Then she’ll understand that hypervigilant parents like her “abandon” their children to the evils of school dances because they’re too exhausted to do otherwise.