Separated At Birth?
Dear Husband was browsing the Internets just now, and he was flummoxed by the allegation that Mitt Romney is “hot”:
His promotional flyer says, “In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”
DH says Mitt reminds him of Bob, the Enzyte guy. He has a point.
Bob’s promotional flyer says, “In this erection-driven age, Bob begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has a sensational sex drive. Penthouse magazine named him one of the 50 horniest people in America. Standing only 5 feet, 9 inches tall, Bob has jet-black hair, an unnaturally bright smile, and a 14-inch member. Women — who will play a critical role in the decision to purchase male enhancement drugs — have a word for him: OUCH!”
Somehow, neither of these seems like a ringing endorsement.
May 26th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Bwahahahahahaha! I laughed so hard that tears are running down my cheeks. Thanks, Kathy!
May 26th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Bob’s campaign just released the following statement:
“You can be assured that I will be the only candidate in this election with a bigger Dick than Cheney as a running mate.”
May 26th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
my scatological nature seems to be rubbing off! 14 inches….really???
May 26th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
“14 inches….really???”
I’m sure the Enzyte people would like us to think so.
May 27th, 2007 at 5:34 am
an unnaturally bright smile, and a 14-inch member.
Before settling down, I saw a large number of “members” but, I have never encountered a 14 incher. Bob the Enzyte guy, as well as his partners, have a lot to smile about!
May 27th, 2007 at 9:03 am
Bob has yet to prove the truth of his claim to 14 inches. I predict that he, like so many of our politicians, will flip-flop on this issue.
May 27th, 2007 at 10:26 am
You know what happens to a politician when he takes Viagra?
He grow taller!
May 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Jennifer, “scatological” has me searching for a dictionary.
Kathy, “Bob has yet to prove the truth of his claim to 14 inches. I predict that he, like so many of our politicians, will flip-flop on this issue. :)” ,,,,,now how much flip-flopping can one possibly do with ONLY 14 inches? What a shrimp!!
May 28th, 2007 at 6:15 am
Don, I hope I spelled it right. If you’ve been on my blog lately, you’ll see my mind has been firmly in the gutter. Freud would have a field day with it, particularly my discerning piece on feces.
August 22nd, 2007 at 7:36 pm
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