The Scrush Gets an Ankle Bracelet

It will track his movements if he leaves the northern and middle districts of Alabama.  And he also has to get permission to travel by noncommercial means.  No more impulsive flights on Donald Watkins’ private plane.

Apparently Judge Charles Coody was none too happy with Scrushy’s side trip on a yacht during the family’s Disney World vacation last month.  I have some questions for the judge:  Why in the hell does a convicted felon who’s awaiting sentencing get to go to Disney World in the first place?  And why is he still free to travel now?  How long will his influence and his big bucks postpone his trip to the big house?  Just wondering.

Kyle’s coverage at Mixed Media is here.

6 Responses to “The Scrush Gets an Ankle Bracelet”

  1. Tricia Says:

    Oh, the horror! You think they might make him fly coach?

  2. Kathy Says:

    Oh no, not coach! Maybe business class. :)

  3. Anna Says:

    Oh yeah, baby. Business class.

    Is that young trophy wife still following him around with the dumb grin on her face?

    What a slimebag.

  4. Jeff (no, the other one) Says:

    How many of his expensive cars will Scrushy have to let go at bargain prices to keep all the judges happy?

    “Sure like that Ferrari ya got there, Mr. Scrushy…!”

    “Here, Your Honor, take her for a spin. Y’know I’m thinkin’ of sellin’ it…”

  5. Kathy Says:

    Oh, yeah, Anna — they’re still doing their TV show together AFAIK. Don’t jump out of bed to watch it myself.

    Jeff, you don’t think Scrushy’s getting the best justice money can buy, do you? ;)

  6. bill Says:

    Put the bastard on Greyhound.

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