But not in an oppressed female who doesn’t have her man to tell her what to say sort of way. It will take me a while to stop laughing at this sexist, self-loathing, piece of swill, taken apart beautifully by Shakespeare’s Sister, so for now head over and read the article and her take on it for yourself.
Meanwhile, I’ll call Dear Husband and ask him what I should think about it.
I’ve never watched the View so I don’t really know what this woman is talking about. Maybe it’s so awful it sent her into a self-loathing vortex and she tried to cut off her own breasts. Those reality dating shows have that effect on me sometimes.
What do I do? How can I make a decision? I don’t have a man. *sob*
Jennifer, it’s such a dilemma. Perhaps you should turn to an all-knowing father or brother to advise you. Barring that, go to a clergyman (all clergy must be men in this woman’s scary world). My man is in another state right now, and he’s just a bit too far away to perform that essential mind-meld that will allow me to function each day. I don’t know how I’ll decide what to eat for lunch.
Del, I don’t watch The View either, but it clearly had a deleterious effect on this poor woman’s mind. I recommend liberal use of the Off switch on her TV, but she probably has to get her husband’s permission to use it.
Gosh Kathy, you’re right—I hadn’t thought about her having to get permission to switch channels. He probably punishes her when she’s naughty by tying her to a chair and making her watch her dithering idiots of fellow females for hours on end.
Jen and Kathy, shall I send my husband up there to advise you during your manless period? Or better yet, my teenage son and his galumphing friends are out of school and at loose ends right now. I know you will respect and obey their opinions, seeing as how they have penises. Maybe they can get community service credit hours for giving you guidance.
OK, here it is. I grant you, in my benevolence, your request to tell you what you you shoud think about it. What you should think about it is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAOMGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH “he sits on the seat to pee….” HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Since I have granted your request, do your job and go get me a beer. If you need me to tell you where to find it, I will in my benevolence, tell you…………
Thanks for the great advice, Kathy! Did you call your man for help?
I know you did. I’ve opted for the “ask you 17 year old soon because he is boy forgetting the fact that he is 17″ option for this holiday season. The only man around!
Yes, Bill, dear, but you didn’t tell me what to eat for lunch…
Jennifer, beware 17-year-old boys bearing advice. Although, as he is male, your greater life experience is completely negated by his inborn wisdom. Del, I must regretfully decline your offer. I called Dear Husband and sought his advice. He told me I must listen only to him.
My poor father. He’s apparently betrayed all his conservative principles and his sex. It’s a real shame he spent all that time teaching my sister and me to think for ourselves.
“My poor father. He’s apparently betrayed all his conservative principles and his sex. It’s a real shame he spent all that time teaching my sister and me to think for ourselves.”
Yeah, mine too. They must have lost their copies of the Conservative Parenting Manualtm.
i do not understand how:
1) every state in this country provides a free public education to all its citizens,
yet
2) someone can write something this astonishingly stupid.
its bad anough for the author to be such an idiot; it’s even worse that she thinks anyone else would be dumb enough to agree with her.
Well, since I am a man and my partner is a man, who does the thinking?
I’m SOO confused!!!
Of course, if you would ask the author of that, they would probably say that neither one of us should be thinking, voting, or breathing
And, strangely enough, I think that the stupid people are mounting a formulated attack against the nation. They’re multiplying faster then we can kill them.
They’ll soon over take us and there will be nothing, I say NOTHING, that we can do to stop them!
Ka’Dield,
I assume that the author would have assumed that you have achieved the ultimate state in having two men in a relationship. Geez, it must be perfection not to have to remind the mindless gender to fix dinner, tell her what to eat for lunch and to remind her when to get your beer. All of that and knowing that I would receive the approval of such intellectual heavyweights as the author for not wasting my time with women, it kind of makes me wish I was gay…..
I think the Briggs Myers personality test probably revealed the author actually lacks personality. Now I have to go because my husband didn’t give me permission to use the computer.
My husband, not I, suggested that she had no business working in the thinking world, so she has no business writing articles. Matter of fact, she has no business learning how to read or write. He says that she needs to get her a** back in the kitchen where she belongs.
Ka’Dield, he suggested that you remove the warning labels from everything and let natural selection sort it out.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to my corner.