If so, join Zach at 7:30 tonight for the:
Wednesday Night Riot Auditions
22nd St Jazz Cafe
710 22nd Street South
Birmingham, AL 35233
205.252.0407
Zach says: Bring a funny monologue, a stand-up set or just be ready to play Improv games. While there will be an audience (which you can be a part of), these are auditions, and I hope to come away tonight with at least 6 people to join a regular cast of the Wednesday Night Riot. I hope to see you tonight!
Email Zach for more information.
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HOMELIFE
I live in a small village called Toton its only tiny, the welcome to Toton please drive carefully signs are back to back in fact the local Fire Brigade is a bloke with a big cock. It’s a place where a TV licence is as rare as rocking horse shit, and if you do own one the Police want to know where you got the money from. If you see two people walking together round Toton they will be handcuffed, oh yes the Bobbies on the beat have to walk in pairs. The only intelligent people you find in Toton are tourists.
No chance of leaving your front door unlocked, if you shut your windows you’re likely to trap somebody’s fingers. Nine o’clock every night we have to put the houses in a circle. The whole of our street were out the other night somebody came by in a car that was taxed. The rent man as to stand at the top of the street and yell rent anyone before scampering off faster than a rabbit on a promise.
One of my mates who lives two doors away has just come out of prison, done a 12 year stint he stabbed his wife 58 times couldn’t switch the electric bread knife off.