Monday Funny

Brothel owners in the Australian state of Victoria are petitioning for an exemption from the new ban on smoking in the workplace because:

“People smoke when they drink, and people smoke when they fornicate,” [Australian Adult Entertainment Industry] association representative William Albon said. “These smoking laws are going to drive women back onto the streets courtesy of the health minister.”

4 Responses to “Monday Funny”

  1. Songbird says:

    For goodness sake. I heard something about this on NPR this morning, and I could hardly believe what they were saying.

  2. Del says:

    These smoking laws are going to drive women back onto the streets…where they may well become the victims of, in my husband’s phrase, “roving bands of Duke lacrosse players.”

  3. Don says:

    Well, in all modesty, I must admit that all of my intimate partners always said that I was “one smokin’ dude”.

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