Archive for November, 2005

Someone Please Find Something To Keep Denny Busy!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

So our esteemed Speaker of the House wants to change the name of the “Capitol Holiday Tree” to “Capitol Christmas Tree”? Doesn’t he have anything better to do with his time? Dude, the country is mired in a war, and your party is falling apart. Pandering to the uneducated may help in the short run, but it’s not good for the nation as a whole — not that anyone associated with the Bush administration seems to care about that.

Denny, I suggest you get someone on your staff to do a little research into the origins of the Christmas tree. I think you’ll find pretty quickly that Mary and Joseph didn’t decorate one while they were timing the contractions. While you’re at it, check out the background of the word “holiday”: Middle English holidai, holy day, from Old English hlig dæg : hlig, holy; see holy + dæg, day; see day. If you’re having trouble finding the information you need, I’m sure Laura Bush can help you; after all, she is a librarian.

Welcome News

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

You Have To Be Kidding!

Monday, November 28th, 2005

Giving Thanks

Thursday, November 24th, 2005

Stunned

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

9/11: It’s Murtha’s Fault

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

Former DeLay Aide Cooperating With Investigators

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

And May I Also Say…

Monday, November 21st, 2005

War Eagle!

Saturday, November 19th, 2005

I See Nothing!

Friday, November 18th, 2005