Alabama EOY

May 30th, 2008

For those of you who did not know, last night was the Alabama EOY pageant (EOY standing for entertainer of the year.) I, unfortunately, could not attend, but i would like to congratulate Miss Trinity Taylor for bringing home the title this year!

Also, the LOGO network is hold a contest for drag queens. It will be hosted by Rupaul and to get a chance on the show, you must win votes online. So, here are the links for me and Trinity! You can vote for the same person once every 24 hours, and you can vote for more than one person.

http://rupaulsdragrace.logoonline.com/people/AlexisCouture

http://rupaulsdragrace.logoonline.com/people/TrinityTaylor

Thanks and Much Love!!!

–Lexxi

Hello Babrrrrrrries!

January 20th, 2008

I know it has been a minute since my last post, and i promise i have good reasoning for that…. The fact of the matter is, i went out for a pack of smokes and never came back LOL….. But for real, i will try my best to give you more updates in the coming days!!!!

Loves and Kisses

–Lexxi

If You Don’t Know The Lyrics…. Twist Them!

January 12th, 2008

It’s every drag queens worst fear! You are on the stage, the audience is feeling that gorgeous costume you slaved away on. I mean, of course they are feeling it, you only put 1,498 Swarovski crystals on it! The music is playing and the crowd goes wild! And what happens to you?….. You forget the words to the song!

Well, you could always lip the words cantaloupe and watermelon the whole time…. OR you can do like Syren and I, and Twist the lyrics! Let me introduce the first publishing of “Twisted Lyrics” I hope you enjoy our adaptation of “Feedback” by Janet Jackson.


Find more videos like this on Sweet Homo Alabama Readers Lounge

–lexxi

Come On Now Brit Brit!

January 11th, 2008

Pink Brit According to my sources at ubritney.com, Britney Spears fled the country to Mexico, Wednesday. She was accompanied by her friend (who seems to be a paparazzo) Adnan. Later yesterday they arrived back in California, and the very few pictures taken while in Mexico really don’t explain what went on while down there.

Now, there are only a few things that brings a person to Mexico.

1. Drugs…. and lots of them for real cheap.
2. Sex ….. and lots of it for real cheap.
3. A new Maid….. and lots of them for real cheap.
4. Plastic Surgery ….. and lots of it for real cheap.

We can count out the last two because Britney would be all mummified right now if she had a nose job; and she has enough of an entourage to establish a small city! She may have went to get drugs, (lets face it, she’s lost her mind) but something tells me there is no better idea than to grab a married man, run to another country, and do really dirty dirty dirty DIRTY things to him. Like they say, “The best way to get over a man, is to get under one.”

Now, I’m not trying to talk bad about Britney. She is one of my favorite artists, and i would love nothing more than to see her come back as good as she was half a decade ago. I’m just saying that she has lost her ever loving mind!!

On a final note: I love the pink wig she sported while down in chimichanga land. I may have to get me one of those!

–lexxi

Ooh Miss Jackson!

January 9th, 2008

It seems that Janet Jackson is ready for a major album drop! For those of yall who don’t know, she had her world premier of the new music video “Feedback” yesterday. I had listened to the song about a week ago and fell in love with it…. well…. the video turns my love into an obsession! She definitely struck gold with this video, and the dance sequence at the very end is hot! Check this out, you won’t be disappointed!

….And the Drag Queens Rejoiced!

–lexxi

In The Beginning

January 8th, 2008

There once was a little boy who loved to dance around the house. As time went by, his love for dancing continued to grow and he found himself dancing everywhere. He danced in the house, in stores, in clubs, and even on poles. Little did this boy know that he could actually make a life out of dancing. So, one day, he put on a dress, stuffed a bra, powdered his face, and tucked away his penis and became known as a Queen… Drag Queen that is!

Now she’s been let loose on the internet and lord knows what insanity may ensue.

Hi! My name is Alexis Couture. I’m one of the up and coming Drag Queens in Alabama. If you haven’t seen a show of mine, you are missing out! I give my all in every performance I do!

But thats not what this site is about….. Well, it kind of is… but more so, this is what happens when you let Drag Queens loose on the internet!!! I, along with my beautiful sister Syren Campell Street, will be giving you a whole new perspective on life. It’s a look into the life of Drag and what all it has to offer.

As the site progresses, we will have video posts, polls, articles, raunchy photos, crude humor, and sexually charged outbursts!

Watch out boys and girls ’cause we’re the girls your momma warned you about!